proper jerk instruction

"Oh, hello, I see you already got here. We had an appointment, didn't we? So, I've heard you had... you don't mind me taking my shoes off, do you?

I heard you've had a little bit of a problem with your erection lately. And that obviously you seem to not know how to stroke your cup correctly.

Well, that could of course be a slight problem for you. And I have decided to take your appointment for a little bit of a stroking instruction.

Since I don't have your cup handy in front of me, I will use my trusty assistant, Mr. Declan. Say hello to Mr. Declan.

Hello everybody.