(continued). Fully erect, twitching and nearing the plateau phase, I pulled my pants down, and with my shirttail separated at the bottom to make it even more explicit, nonchalantly stood up continuing masturbating, letting her see my penis in its full glory shooting out my seeds on some papers on top of my desk, then wiping it with a tissue before pulling them back up again.
Thanks, that sounds great. I don’t know what XH put toward the end of my comments with that   gibberish. One time several years ago I worked at a different used car lot and had my own small office. The plaid jacket and everything. I’d undone/unzipped my pants sitting behind my desk as a sweet but senile old woman was asking nonsensical questions. (continues)
Or at the very least did what I did some years ago as a salesman at a run down used car lot. The checkered jacket and cliche. I wore my shirt with the hair visible at the top, the horny outline of my dick and glans pressing against my pants. One day in my office, a befuddled old woman came in; old fashioned in her manner and ways. Horny and frustrated from the day otherwise, she sat in the chair on the other side of my desk. Small office, very low risk of getting in trouble. She was senile, kept repeating herself. My 7" (5.25" in girth) dick was hard an twitching under my desk. I just let her talk and said I could show her an '03 Civic for $3.500. She was just saying "I don't know, I don't know whether I'm coming or going half the time!" I told her I'm cumming quite often, which while true, and went over her head. taking my jacket off, I lifted my golf shirt to show her my sweaty, hairy stomach and upper chest, non-chalantly. I also turned around to show all the hair under my shoulder blades. She just said "oh my goodness gracious." Still sitting, and fully hard with it twitching in need, she said she might have questions, but wasn't sure. at this point, I got up out of my chair with my dick standing up, pubic and thigh hair fully exposed, and fully jacked off onto some unimportant papers on my desk with my mouth wide open, getting weak in the knees as she saw me shooting my seeds right out of my penis, then asking her if she had any further questions. She was in a daze as I was wiping my dick then pullng my pants up in front of her. She said she'd never seen a man do that, or WHY he would! She then left, maybe not a satisfied customer, but I was a satisfied salesman. Getting back to that Thanksgiving several years ago, if nothing else, pulling my pants down, fully exposing myself, then going at with my right hand not censoring the different phases of my sexual arousal in my facial muscles and body until they watched me cum right there. Then I could say, "This is what I've got going on with my body most of the time, and most of the time I have to take care of it myself, and your daughter can't take care of me as a wife should?"
You should have just whipped it out and let them all see your hard, hairy penis and then watch them all change their attitude as they formed a line in front of you!! You could have just smiled at your wife as you went down the line, filling her mom and sister's mouths with your cum!
Just to hit on when I was married 15-20 years ago, my wife thought my sex drive was too much, and in a passive-aggressive way, decided to embarrass me in front of her entire family during Thanksgiving dinner. She didn't lie, so I have to give her credit on some level for that, but what she revealed I have burned into my memory permanently. She started sobbing and with her mother and sisters there, were naturally asking why? With no warning, I'm blindsided by "Bob climbs up on top of me, WAY up, holding onto the headboard at 3 am, shoving, humping his hard hairy penis into my mouth, panting like an animal with that sweaty, hairy stomach, chest, sides of his back, like an animal, either filling my mouth with sperm or taking it out and having it get in my hair, on my face, my nightgown, my pillow!" They all looked at me like I was this terrible beast. "There, there my dear, I don't know what would possess him to do such a thing" (like I wasn't even there). Why on earth would a man do such a thing? Then my wife went on to say it happened over and over again, which again, was true. But, I had to get out of there, and I did. Since it was dark at night, before getting into the car to drive home, I got my pants/underwear down and jerked off a load right on their cement walkway leading to the porch, facing the house with my "hard, hairy penis". How could I do such a thing? It's because I'm DRIVEN to, with strong needs that are driving me crazy most of the time; not that I'm complaining, but it's not giving me any choice. They have no idea what it's like to be very horny, simmering for hours on any given day when I can't satisfy it, still being a perfect gentleman. Filed for divorce the next day.
In my younger years I was like you are, careful and concerned about getting semen on my clothes. Last thing a new husband needs is to go home to his young bride at the end of the day with cum stains all over his shirt and the front of his pants. It may not be recognizable right away, but it will raise questions which then puts us in the position of lying to our mate. All the more reason to just take the pants, shoes and socks off so you don't have to worry about it. I had been getting completely naked when masturbating in my car since day one of driving, and that was years before I was married. My clothes coming off didn't have to do with being married, it just worked out good in my favor. First thing I did after getting my license was to drive down to the convenience store and buy a couple of porn magazines. I had been looking forward to that day for a long time. Not the driving part, but the getting naked and jacking off part! I didn't even wait to get out the country. I pulled my car off to the side at the gas station and opened my pants up and pulled my cock and balls out of my jeans and started rifling through those magazines. I was soaked in precum before I ever drove away. From there I drove out to an old overgrown road I had spotted when passing by with my parents. It took me out onto a hillside of some grazing land where I got out of the car, took everything off, and then crawled up on the trunk lid and laid back against the back glass of my 57 Chevy. I read those Penthouse stories inside and out while I looked at the other mags that were laid out across the trunk lid. That was the first day that I had two orgasms within a very short time span and also the day that I tasted my precum for the first time. I spent a lot of days after that out in that field. It was that same spot that I took my first cousin to, who I was fucking and eventually married. It was the first time we had gotten completely naked in the car. It was also the first time I had made her cum more than once, in succession. I had just finished rubbing her through her third orgasm when bright lights came on and flooded the car. Two sheriff deputies had rolled up with their lights off, gotten out of their car and walked up to mine. I was so into my cousin that I never noticed until those lights came on and they tapped their flashlights on the windows. But that part of the story is for another time. Now my dick is driving me crazy because I have nothing but orgasmic memories of that night. Probably gonna have to do something about my current condition!
Different approaches to be sure. In the car I get my pants/underwear down to my shoes and make sure I have a strong paper towel to shoot my load onto and wipe my dick right away so there’s no mess. Sometimes though (if I feel I can get away with it) I’ll get out of the car about halfway while jerking with my pants down, and finish behind my open drivers side door, trying to lean forward enough to keep it from getting on my shoes/pants, but occasionally get some or even quite a bit on my trim panel. After wiping my dick and getting my pants back up, I’ll at least get the messiest part offf of the trim panel, then thoroughly clean it once I’m home. My dick’s driving me crazy today by the way.
It's nice that the departments give their officers internet service on their computers so they can pull up some nice motivational videos during their 10-7 time.
I get the same temptations, horny_bob, but my approach is a little different. I find a BUSY parking lot and then take my pants, socks and shoes off. I don't normally wear underwear, but if I am, they come off too. Then, I jerk off with tissue close by for cleanup of the aftermath. It turns me on to watch my cum slinging and splattering all over the steering wheel and surrounding areas as I stroke as fast and wildly as I can. When I'm finished throbbing, and my cock is well drained, the tissues finally come out. Sometimes, I get so aroused that I need even more excitement. That's when I too will step out of my truck, step away from the opened door, and stroke for anyone that may be watching.
I agree. In the case of this video, he may have started out doing it in the car but considering the open, private spaciousness, got out with his erection out of his pants and fully satisfied it right there. I know (for myself) when I ejaculate a load like that, I really needed to do it sooner than I did.